crap tt bloody ian........i am damn angry with him...wait 2morro...he will have a taste of my wrath....ggrrrr.... oh rite...i'm gonna go limping into the classroom with crutches huh....damn....gonna wear my sandles 2morro....oh man.....my foot...is gonna stick out like a sore thumb........sore foot??!! er....not exactly the expression i'm looking for....taste my wrath mere mortal....i'm gonna take my trombone out and i'm gonna smash u over the head with it....rrr......aiyah...cannot cannot...i ask the tubas to help me....wait trombone slide dented...den i die....ggrrrr....for i'm the trombone wielder.....!! rrr..... fionn...u didnt give me credit on ur blog....damn u....guess wad...people hu dun give oth people credit for their work is called plagarism....betcha didnt noe tt...oh wait....i dun even think u noe the word plagarism exists...wow....let dis be a lesson for all of us....so....u better give me credit now. juz saw william hung perform....i was eating dinner when i juz flipped the tv on.....and then...i tossed the remote aside thinking tt it would b worth watching....big mistake....his dancing is so horrible...tt i had to cover my eyes and keep my sis awae from the tv plus slap a big NC-13 sign on the screen....den wow....i forgot tt i was crippled.........i couldnt reach the remote...again!!! dammit....so...there i was...stuck at the william hung special.....heck....why didnt i learn my lesson when the rugrats incident happened??!!! why??!! why??!!.....no use blaming myself....the person to blame......is.......ta-dah!! ian.......damn him..... finally!! william hung is now off the air!! everyone can take off their blindfolds and my sis can be released from the locked toilet....yum...nuggets.....at the oth far end of the sofa.....why the heck muz they make sofas dis long??!!!! they didnt make sofas like they used to....ggrrr....blame who?....yes kids! blame ian...... tried to test my new found agibility by trying to run across the room in my bandage and wound....(editor's note: the author is a trained moron and should anything happen to her...lets juz be thankful she has insurance...)....found out...i could only manage a hobble....wow....*diaox*